2) AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ..TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR.
3) SOB SOMAY MONE RAKHBE..CREAM BISCUIT E CREAM THAKE,KINTU TIGER BISCUIT E TIGER THAKE NA.
4) Amar bashay tumar Dawat. Tumar jonno ja ranna kora hobe ta holo :- 1: Tela pokar chor-chori. 2: Tiktikir jhul. 3: Edur er kabab 4: Mosa bhaji 5: Machi fry 6: Chika sup 7: Biraler mangso bhuna 8: Benger rost 9: Pocha alour vorta 10: Makorsha sutki. Aro onek kichu. Asbe kintu,na asle postabe.
5) Sara rat gum nai shudu tumar kotha chinta kore. Tumi kokon ashbe ar tumar shathe dheka korbo. Tumak dekar jonno mon sotfot kortese. Kokon tumi asia amar mobile churi kore nia jaiba..
6) Ka Ki Ku Ku Ki Ka Ki Ka ku Ka Ki Ki Ku Ka Ki Ku.. Congrtultion!! U hv nicely learnt monkeyS language.collect ur crtificte frm ZOO..
7) tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil..
8) Nare..Barite ekhono bolini..age ami bujtam na..ami or bepare eto vabi..' eto care kori oke..aste aste kirom nijer ajante oke eto valobese fellam.. sob theke beshi surprise hoi ei dekhe j sobai ki boka.. koto mon die ei msg ta porche jeno amar kono secrt msg vul kore send hoe geche PAGLA MENTOS KHA.! gdmrng
9) Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma.. forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe?__ai nambare janao
10) *Alu,potol, torkary-meyader mon sorkari. Aam,jam,kathal Kichu meara bachal. 1mot hole like deo
11) Ai sms porte ache jar mon, ke boley VERA take, GADHA Sei jon.
12) 'Alu- 1.kg matro 25.tk dalli- 1.kg matro 120.tk oil- 1.kg matro 135.tk morich- 1.kg matro 200.tk mach er ja dam! But 1ta miss call only 00.00.tk tobuo 1 ta miss paina Desh ta ki kiptai bore gase naki..
13) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani k bolto.
14) Ei SMS ta detect korte paare : Tumi Purush/Male ki naa Answer -er Janya neeche dekho . Bewakoof ekhane noy, Nijer neeche dekho !
15) 2mi amar jan 2mi amar pran 2mi amar jibon 2mi amar pritibir sob kicu.. 2make chara ami baccbo na agulo amr nana nani ke bolto.
16) Son: Abbu Abbu,ami Ghada dekhbo. Father:Na baba,ekhon na. Son: Keno, ekhon ki hoyeche? Father:Karon ekhon Ghada SMS porche.
17) Ekti nikoj shongbad..! Pabnamental hospital theke ekti pagol hariye gese. ethomodhe Jana gese pagol ti ekhon amar sms portece.
18) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar PREMIKA Na porle NANI Delete korle SHALI Na dekhle DADI Hashle BEYAIN Ragkorle BOU
19) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe, tomar do hat amar dikay barabe , tokhon ami bolbo.. 'sorry maf Koren vangti nai. ha..ha..
20) Tumi 1ta goru, na. .na. .tumi 1ta chagol, na. .na. . tumi 1ta murgi. kenay amake daowat kore khawate paro.
21)Goru gas neye busy.. Biral mach neye busy.. Pipra misty neye busy.. Ami sms korte korte busy.. R gadha/ gadhi ra amar sms porte busy..
22) Meyeder 4ta jotil rong. 1 theke 4 line besi buje.. 2- Nijer dos gopon rakhe.. 3- Nejke onek smart vabe.. 4- Onek cheler sathe pram ar ovinoy kore..
23) Laily Mojnuke Vulte pare! shirin forhadke Vulte pare! kintu ami 2make vulte parbona. karon 2mi amar JUTA churi korecho..!!
24) LOVE is dolna , you more vulona , Happy hobo 2jona , It is my kamona , nice tomar chehara , Sweet kore haso , Sotti kore bolo tumi koy Jon k VALOBASO ?
25) Koto Sur, Koto Gan, Meyera sob Beiman. Gach,Pata,Ful-meyeder ke Bissash Kora Vul. Ridoy, Mon, Pran- meyera Keno Ato soytan ?
26) 'Yes !! 'Yes !! 'Yes !! 'Peyechi ! 'Off ! 'Peyechi ! 'ki Moza! 'Hurrah! 'Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.
27) Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago. Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha.
28) Allu Bagun Torkari Meye Der Mon Sorkari.Piass Rosun Ada Meye Ra Sobai Gada, Hari Patil Kolos Meyera Sob Olos,Lal Nil Kalo Chele Ra Sobai Valo..
29) Rate Jokhon Bisanay Soi, Tokhon TomakeKhov Miss Kori.. Vabi Tumi Thakle Hoyto ValoHoto.. Karon Ageto Tumi Amar PA Tipe Dite.
30) Akdin tome amak nispolok vabe dakhbe,tomar do hat amar dikay barabe , tokhon ami bolbo..sorry maf Koren vangti nai.' ha..ha..
31) 1.2 .tin elo sms korar din.4.5.choy sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro.
32) Ei sms porle tume amar bow..delete korle girl frined..edit korle pemika save korle piotoma.. forwa korle salika akhn tomi ki korbe? __ai nambare janao
33) 1,2,3 ki vabchhis? vule geli? ok.. ami bolchhi.. 4,5,6 pora-sonai mon de dustumi na kore
34) Dekhechi 2may pich dhala pothee hajaro virer majhe ekhono kane baje 2mar sei gan Amar allah nobijir nam 2ta tk dia jan.
35) Welcome to love.com type your password 'xxx' processing.. Please wait . Sorry, apnar prem korar boyosh sesh hoya gechhe . please try for mamaz-roza.com
36) Bondhu tumi alo hoye sonali vora din.bondhu 2mi swit swit softy baby crim. Bondh 2mi thanda batashe tushar vora him. Bondh 2mi break faster pawruti ar dim.,,
37) Ekta Kukur 4ta Bachcha Dilo, Bachcha Gulo MAA K Jigyasa Korlo- MAA.. Baba Kothay? R MAA Bollo, Chup Kor HOTOCHARA Awaj Koris Na, Toder BABA Ekhon SMS Porche.
38) tumi amar sokal belar dustu kalo kaak,tumi amar ondhokarer khaakshiyaler daak, tumi amar dur gagoner urte thaka chil, rate dekha pechar sathe tomar onek mil..
39) A letter to Buddhadev.. Sir, Ami 1ti mohilar khamota bujhte na pere khub vugechi, Apnio kintu sei eki vul karlen From Mohisasur.
40) Ei massage je porbe se pagal,na porle chagal. Reply korle Fox na korle ox. Delete korle monkey, na korle donkey. Hasle cat, na hasle rat..!
41) Tumi keno bar bar amake chere chole jao? Tumi na thakle kichu valo lage na. Raate ghum hoy na. Khete pari na. Kono kaj hoy na.. CURRENT plz tumi jeo na.
42) KI RE PORASONA KAMON HOCHE? Ami 8 TARIKHE 6 am-e dum dum airport a namchi sobai nite asis, msg ta sobai k forward kore dis. from MA SARASWATI
43) 9876543210.. Eta Amar Vodafoner Notun Number Noy! Eta to sudu 0 theke 9 porjonto ulto gona!! murgi korlam. . pls 2 to dim de
44) The most popular KIPTE in village is.. r a ato niche namar ki aache kipte ta to tui ni j
45) Jodi kothao tomar mon na lage,sab kichu adbhut lage,mon vari vari lage,kothao eka boste ichha kore, jodi sabai ke rag lage = Tahale Bujbe Tomar HAGA PEYECHE.
46) Koto din dekhi ni tomay,koto din sunini tomar golar sobdo. Koto din amar barir pas die jaoni. Kobe tumi asbe r bolbe..tin vanga,loha vanga,boi khata.
47) 'Jokhon tumi esechile ondhokare, chand otheni tokhono sindhu pare. Hay ojana, tomay ami chinecilam khanik pore, jokhon dekhi JUTO JORA pachchina amar ghore!
48) Mone ache she dintir kotha? Jhirjhir hawa boichilo, Tiptip bristi porchilo, Tumi amay dekle, Guti guti paye kache ele r bolle.. Allar waste kichu dengo Baba
49) Preme mane osombob sundor kisu muhurto, Preme mane ridoyer garho neel bedona, Preme mane bondu ,'Preme mane kisu jatona,Preme mane kisu sopno preme mane tumar kule amar Paykana GOOD MORNING
50) Sara rat gum nai shudu tumar kotha chinta kore. Tumi kokon ashbe ar tumar shathe dheka korbo. Tumak dekar jonno mon sotfot kortese. Kokon tumi asia amar mobile churi kore nia jaiba.
51) Nijum Rate soytane gan gay, eblise tobla bajay. Porira nachay, ginera hasay. Bandore mula chabay, r fajilra mobile tipay.
52) Jiboner lokhe poucha te hole,Ja mon bole sai rasta bacho,Picher lok der age jete dio na, Je age ache tar age jao,torit gotite cholo.gam joruk tobuo samne jaw. tokhoni tumi vhalo RICKSHA WALA hote parbe !!! Yours.
53) Hisab kore deklam amar kase je poriman sms ace tate amar upor jakath foroj hoye gese. thai sms gulu fokir,miskinder biliye ditheci.R a sms ta 2mar vagge porlo.
54) At first i see u in market,nice eyes,perfect size,lovely figure, marvalous walking style, everything is excilent then i told COW TOR DAM KOTO? Ha..Ha
55) Apple juice, orange juice,bannana juice, angur juice, you are a fata fati kinjuice.
56) Amar bashay tumar Dawat. Tumar jonno ja ranna kora hobe ta holo :- 1: Tela pokar chor- chori. 2: Tiktikir jhul. 3: Edur er kabab 4: Mosa bhaji 5: Machi fry 6: Chika sup 7: Biraler mangso bhuna 8: Benger rost 9: Pocha alour vorta 10: Makorsha sutki. Aro onek kichu. Asbe kintu,na asle postabe
57) AMADER CHUTO NODI CHOLE BAKE BAKE..' BOISAKH MASHE TAR HATU JOL THAKE. PAR HOYE JAY GORU .. PAR HOY GADHA TOR KHOTA MONE PORE ORE HARAMJADA .. !!()
58) Din sundor surjo uthle. raat sundor chand uthle. swapno sundor sotti hole. sriti sundor purono hole. R tue sundor _ _1ta lej lagale..!!)
59) Ami Amon Ak Nodi Jar Kunu Srut Ney:-|Ami Amon Ak Ful J Ful Diey Kuno Mala Hoy Na:/-|Ami Amon Ak paki Jar Gan Kew Sunena:/|Ami Amon Ak Pagol Jar S.M.S / Sagol Sara Kew Porena/ -
60) Sundor sokala ekaki anmone khola moydane sisir veja sobuj ghaser upor bosa udas mona kokhono ki HAGU koraso
61) Please Ektu koro, Ektu beshi koro, Jato paro Tar cheo beshi koro, Jakhon paro takhon-e koro, Jekhane paro, sekhane koro. Ki..??? -ki abar ? Ektu porashuna !
62) SOB SOMAY MONE RAKHBE..CREAM BISCUIT E CREAM THAKE,KINTU TIGER BISCUIT E TIGER THAKE NA
63) 1.u ki kokono dhaka giyacile?2.u ki kokono lal kapor poreco?3 .u ki ojota mis dite like koro?4.u ki preme poreco? 5.u ki tv dekte like koro? 6.u ki sing like koro?7.u ki kokono taka curi koreco? yes er jonno 3 r no er jonno 2.if ur score 13-17 then u r a pakka pocket mar. and ur score 18-21 then u r a goru dalal.
64) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Aaj a porjonto thak kal A B C SIKABO(*PORO ABONG LIKO*)Na parle golla dimo KEMON
65) Jodi amar 1camera thakto,ami ur hashi,ur sriti,ur protiti muhurter chobi tultam, R rakhtam..amar..rannaghore.edurk bhoy dekhate..ha..ha..hi..
66) kono 1 bikele,ami boshe achi anmone,takie akasher pane,harie gechi shopner majhe. thik emon shomoy 2mi eshe darale,shamne 2hat barale,r bolle- 2ta tk den
67) 2mr shathe kotha bolar por theke amar jani kmon kmon lagche.sharadin shudhu 2mar kotha vabi..sharadin shudhu 2mar shathe kotha boltey icche kore.. ami bodhhoy 2make valobeshe felsi..ha. i l '❤' u. ami 2mke love kori tai amie 2make propose korsi. ami jani 2mi amk upset korbana. Ai msgta amke 1jon pathaise
68) AMAR NUMBER NEXT WEEK THEKE BONDHO THAKBE,VENICE JACHI 2MAS ER JONNO. GIYE NOTUN NUMBER DIYE DEBO.MISS U ALL,KAL AI SWAPNO DEKHLAM.
69) Hi jan Ki khobor jan Valo aso jan? Tumar kotha mone porse jan Ato uttejito hoio na jan Jan holo januarer 1st 3 letter!!!!!!
70) shob somoyar jonno jara boka,haba,gadha tara naki bura angul diya sms pora. Akhon r angul shoriya lav ke?
71) Hi, FAJIL how r u? Fajil means F=faithful A=always sweet J=jhakkas I=inteligent L=loving
72) Gorur lej nore chore, Lej othalei gobor pore, Jokhon sudhu gobor pore, Tor e kotha mone pore, Jotodin porbe gobor, Ami tor nebo khobor
73) Jol pore- Pata nore, Moha GOBET SMS pore. Ore BEKUB rego-na, mobile chure felo- na. Ei SMS porbe Joto, Buddhi hobe Gorur moto..
74) Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki, Obelay meg kore, bristi name, tokhon khub icche kore jante- Ekhono tumi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?
75) 3 cows r discussing about their greatness at Gabtolir hat.1st-I m the best bcoz I m an Austrilan ox and my rate is 1 lakh.2nd-I m the best bcoz i m a deshi bolod and my meat is teasty.3rd-I m the best bcoz i m n educative cow and reading this SMS now.HAMBA..
76) Close up-1 tomakei khujce Bangladesh.Ha! tomakei to khujbe. karon,tomar moto moyla dat kar ache(!)?
77) OOOO OOOO 0o0 KI BOLTO EGULO?R E EIGULO SOB TOR..BISWAS KOR SOB TOR ..' KI O GULO TAI TO? R E BOKA OGULO GORAR DIM,OMLET KORIS,KEMON?
78) JENE REKHO BONDHU,TOMAR DURDINE AMI HOBO TOMAR SATHI,AMRA DUJONE DEBO DURER POTHE PARI, AMAR HAATE THAKBE TOMAR GOLAR DORI, TUMI BOLBE HAMBA R AMI MARBO BARI.
79) Ogo dosto - ami dari,tumi koma.ami pahar ,tumi porbot .ami chini , tumi sorbot.ami moni ,tumi mukta .ami manus,tumi kutta.
80) PALA! Tara tari PALA! Akhoni PALA! Jan bachate chaile joldi PALA! Parle golay 1ta LaL fita jhulay de. Bcoz City corporation KUTTA mara suru korche.
81) Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche. emon shomoy tomar kotha shona gelo.tumi bolle,extra page please.
82) Jibone jatoi Dukkho Asuk, jatoi kasto Asuk, jatoi kanna pak, 2mi kintu Chokhe jol jomiye Rekhona, karon - - joma jolei Dengu Mosha dim pare..
83) sunil akash,nirmol batash. uttal torongo,mukto behongo. utjol tara pothik, pothik poth hara. basher bashi,chader hashi. shagor koto shundor,sms porchi ami ek BANDOR.
84) 2MAY DEKHECHHI FAGUNERO SAJHE,2MAY DEKHECHI SWAPNO MAJHE,PUKUR PARE, JHOP JHARE, DEKHECHI 2MAR LOMBA DUTO THANG,2MI AMAR PRIYO KOLA BANG
85) JOKHON TUMI HASO TOKKHON MONE HOI MANUSH AGE BANDOR CHHILO,DEKHO RAG KORO NA, TUMI RAG KORLE MONE HOI,MANUSH AJO BANDORI ACHE.
86) 2MI BOSE CHILE PARK ER 1KONE,CHHILE TAKIYE AKASH PANE VABCHILE NIRABE ANMONE, HOTHAT KON 1KUKHONE KIJENO LAGLO ESE KANE. HAT LAGIYE DEKHLE,OAAK THUUU..EJE KAKER GU
87) BOLI BOLI KORE MOR BOLA HOLO NA, HRIDOYER DORJATA KHOLA HOLO NA,HRIDOYE DUKE DEKHO, DEBONA KONO BADHA,SEKHANE LEKHA ACHE TUMI EKTI GADHA
88) AMI EXAM VALOBASI,IF U AGREE ..TAHOLE NICHER BLANK E TOMAR NAM LIKHO R SOBAI K PATHO- ,CHANAKYA,BIRBAL, KALIDAS,VIDYA SAGAR
89) TUMI PALTE GECHO,TOMAR VABTA DEKHE KHUB KHARAP LAGLO,TOMAKE DAKLAM, EKBARO TAKALENA,APON MONE SINGH NARATE NARATE CHOLE. GELE..
90) U r.R- really A- Attractive M- magical S- sensitive A- ambitious G- gorgeous O- optimistic L- lovely.In short u r a Ramsagol
91) Kego tumi? Ki nam tumar? Poro ki shirt na shari? Hate ki churi na ghori? Buke ki breast na chest?.
92) Chadni rat cilo O amar pashey cilo Hater upor hat cilo Pa er upor pa cilo Ami or upore cilam O amar nicha cilo But Afsus oita amar cycle cilo.
93) Akase meger anagona/tar maje aki alpona.Moner maduri diye aka alpona/ jar maje sob thake kolpona.Akechi akta gadar chobi/ja kina tor e proticchobi. Bujle to..
94) Ami jani tomar mobile e taka nai, 'Tai ami tomake 1 ti 50 takr card er number pathalam.. Niche namun.. Niche.. R 1 tu Niche.. R 1 tu Niche.. R o 1 br si sih sih! 50 tkr jonne tumi eto niche namte parle..
95) DUDER BOTOL,ZINUK BATI,BONDHU TUMI VERY NAUGHTY. AAJ KE KATHA VIJIO NA, MAA K R JALIO NA, LACTOZEN ER KOUTO VORE,ADOR DILAM UJJAR KORE.
96) Fools talk from TNT, Vip talk from B.LINK, Mental talk from BANGLALINK, Selfish talk from AKTEL, Begger talk from CITYCELL ! BRILLIANT never talk,they send sms!
97) Your 5 qualities 1 2 3 4 5 life e jodi ektao valo kaj korte tahole aj egulo khali thakto na..bujhcho?
98) Ai.. - - Jabe? - - - Jabe amar sathe? - - Sohorar kolahol periye, shanto nodir tire.. - - Ki jabe? Taratari bolo.Tumi na gale onno rickshaw dakHbo!!!!
99) Dost doa koiro,ami khub osusto.Ek kobiraz bolche 1 soitan k sms korar jonno.So i send u this sms..
100) Prthmto ami tumke chai.. Ditiyoto ami tumake chai.... Sesh prjnto ami tumake chai.. Tumake chai... Karon.. Amar bashay kno kajer maiya nai...
101) Osovvo,sutoluk,Etor, Harami,Bekkol, Fazil , Chapabaz, Soytan ,Mittuk.. Allah tumake ai sob luker hat theke rokka korun.Amin ..